Random Crap, OF DOOOM!!  

My own little corner online, where I can hide all my belly-button lint.

I think I can stick links in here...
It appears so!
I never liked that archive crap anyway.
Maybe i should organize these into sections...
Yeah, that would be cool.

Artists to worship:
Cam
Robert Venosa
Alex Gray
M.C. Escher
Stanlislav Szukalski
Zdzislaw freaking Beksinski
Rene Magritte
Honore Fragonard (now mostly translated!)
Senor Zar
Ex-Python animator
Mr. Bird could beat up your mother AND a dinosaur
Ernst Fuchs (fyooks, you asshat)

Don't let your kids listen to:
TOOL
SOAD
Cornell+RATM
Big Dumb Face
White/Rob Zombie
Collective Soul
Ozomatli
Damn pretentious Canadians
Queens of the Stone Age

People with the misfortune of knowing me:
Teh GOAT!
Teh STAB?
Teh w00tFr3d!!1!
McNugget.
Someone I don't really know but has good taste in TOOL, err, music.
My sister was dropped on her head.
The rest of my friends have too much self-respect for an online presence.

We dn't need no stikning spellchecker!

Fine, I'll archive this crap:

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Good Afternoon Travis! I am supposed to be writing a newsletter for the homeowners association, but just can't get into it. Yes, I am very aware of where you get "it". I pray every day that you will break the supressive chain of procrastination that has plagued oh so many of us sorrowful souls through the ages. I pray that you will rise successful over your genetics, and slay the evil beast of procrastination, so that you may know the peaceof mind, and moments of enjoyable free time that come from ANNIHILATING EVIL AND COMPLETING YOUR BIRTHRIGHT!

Okay, so maybe i edited it a bit at the end. But this is proof that It's not my fault! My family has been doomed by fate to suffer an eternity of late nights starting/finishing assignments. It's like the mark of Satan or something, but Satan just left a dog ear reminding him to mark us tomorrow.


  posted by Travis @ 6:16 PM


10/09/2002  
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