Reason Travis is Screwed up # 4
I just made myself a burger for dinner. I customarily slap a piece of cheese on top at the end and grill it to melt it like i like (ooh yeah).
Now, since this is a Foreman grill, some of the cheese gets fried and sticks to the top. No prob, i just take a spatula and scrape the crusted fry-cheese off, actually it makes cleaning easier, since it absorbs all the grease and meat crap that would usually still be stuck to the grill. Today though, things went a bit awry. On the way from the grill to the trash the cheese crisp took a small detour.
To my mouth.
I don't know what the hell I was thinking, I certainly didn't want to eat that cheese! But my hand did, and my eyes were forced to watch in silent terror as the cheese suddenly snuck under my nose and dissappeared down my gullet. My mouth is clearly a communist pig, since it helped in the scheme. All I was left to do was yell in horror and suprise as it dawned on me too late what i had just done. I quickly tossed the rest of the cheese, lest it fall into the wrong hands (namely mine).
