So I turn the stove on today; turns out i want the back burner, not the one i just turned on. So do i turn it off and switch to the back one like a normal person? noooo. (well, i did switch to the back burner, but that's not the point) I have to lean over and try to bake my face on the glowing heating coil, just to be different.
don't ask me why i do this stuff, I don't know either.