Random Crap, OF DOOOM!!  

My own little corner online, where I can hide all my belly-button lint.

I think I can stick links in here...
It appears so!
I never liked that archive crap anyway.
Maybe i should organize these into sections...
Yeah, that would be cool.

Artists to worship:
Cam
Robert Venosa
Alex Gray
M.C. Escher
Stanlislav Szukalski
Zdzislaw freaking Beksinski
Rene Magritte
Honore Fragonard (now mostly translated!)
Senor Zar
Ex-Python animator
Mr. Bird could beat up your mother AND a dinosaur
Ernst Fuchs (fyooks, you asshat)

Don't let your kids listen to:
TOOL
SOAD
Cornell+RATM
Big Dumb Face
White/Rob Zombie
Collective Soul
Ozomatli
Damn pretentious Canadians
Queens of the Stone Age

People with the misfortune of knowing me:
Teh GOAT!
Teh STAB?
Teh w00tFr3d!!1!
McNugget.
Someone I don't really know but has good taste in TOOL, err, music.
My sister was dropped on her head.
The rest of my friends have too much self-respect for an online presence.

We dn't need no stikning spellchecker!

Fine, I'll archive this crap:

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Oh, i had a work moment today. I was checking in a camera (I'm in media services renting laptop's projectors cameras etc.) and i had to erase any pictures left over by the previous loser-uh, i mean user.

So i turn the camera on and what greets me but....(can you feel the apprehension?)... a picture of his naked girlfriend!

Yeah, not only did this guy convince his poor girlfriend to let him take a picture of her nekkid, he didn't bother to erase it AND left it so that it's the first thing to pop up when you turn on the camera. I love how stupid people are sometimes. That girl's just lucky I'm such an upstanding citizen, otherwise the internet might be one dirty picture richer. But i did my civic duty and eradicated any trace of the naughtiness from this world. Now all she needs to do is make sure her moron boyfriend doesn't leave any more lying about.


  posted by Travis @ 11:19 PM


11/04/2002  
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