Random Crap, OF DOOOM!!  

My own little corner online, where I can hide all my belly-button lint.

I think I can stick links in here...
It appears so!
I never liked that archive crap anyway.
Maybe i should organize these into sections...
Yeah, that would be cool.

Artists to worship:
Cam
Robert Venosa
Alex Gray
M.C. Escher
Stanlislav Szukalski
Zdzislaw freaking Beksinski
Rene Magritte
Honore Fragonard (now mostly translated!)
Senor Zar
Ex-Python animator
Mr. Bird could beat up your mother AND a dinosaur
Ernst Fuchs (fyooks, you asshat)

Don't let your kids listen to:
TOOL
SOAD
Cornell+RATM
Big Dumb Face
White/Rob Zombie
Collective Soul
Ozomatli
Damn pretentious Canadians
Queens of the Stone Age

People with the misfortune of knowing me:
Teh GOAT!
Teh STAB?
Teh w00tFr3d!!1!
McNugget.
Someone I don't really know but has good taste in TOOL, err, music.
My sister was dropped on her head.
The rest of my friends have too much self-respect for an online presence.

We dn't need no stikning spellchecker!

Fine, I'll archive this crap:

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A few reruns OF DOOM courtesy of tha shizzolator

It's da Buuurning Bloood red heezee on Fire!
As laser beams shoot from da eyes of da choir!
It doesn't need a body 'cuz that shiznit flies through da izzle!
It's da Blood Red Head on Fire 'n that shiznit doesn't care!

So now I'm izzall nerdy-chic 'n slick in my new frizames n' shit. Yeah, I'm totally pimpin' that shiznit geek style n' shit. Now if only i knew someone who actually noticed glasses they'd be izzall over me n' shit.

The first, 'n most important thing remember, is that yo' ass has double over yo' shoelaces make 'em thick 'nuff fo' yo' nose, know what I'm sayin'? That little plastic widget on da end is really skinny n' shit. To get that properly lodged in yo' nose yo' ass has stick that shiznit like three inches into yo' sinuses." Believe me, i've tried that shiznit n' shit.

"shiznit n' shit," classic.


  posted by Travis @ 10:03 AM


12/10/2002  
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