Random Crap, OF DOOOM!!  

My own little corner online, where I can hide all my belly-button lint.

I think I can stick links in here...
It appears so!
I never liked that archive crap anyway.
Maybe i should organize these into sections...
Yeah, that would be cool.

Artists to worship:
Cam
Robert Venosa
Alex Gray
M.C. Escher
Stanlislav Szukalski
Zdzislaw freaking Beksinski
Rene Magritte
Honore Fragonard (now mostly translated!)
Senor Zar
Ex-Python animator
Mr. Bird could beat up your mother AND a dinosaur
Ernst Fuchs (fyooks, you asshat)

Don't let your kids listen to:
TOOL
SOAD
Cornell+RATM
Big Dumb Face
White/Rob Zombie
Collective Soul
Ozomatli
Damn pretentious Canadians
Queens of the Stone Age

People with the misfortune of knowing me:
Teh GOAT!
Teh STAB?
Teh w00tFr3d!!1!
McNugget.
Someone I don't really know but has good taste in TOOL, err, music.
My sister was dropped on her head.
The rest of my friends have too much self-respect for an online presence.

We dn't need no stikning spellchecker!

Fine, I'll archive this crap:

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Me: DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS KIDS?!!1?!?!!1

chorus of adorable children: What time is it Captain DOOOM!?

Me: It's time to be a LINK HO! YAAAAY!

Yes, apparently people have not only read this unorganized, grabasstic excuse for a blog; they like it. I'm not personally into masochism, but whatever floats your boat. So people here and here don't even know me, and feel moved. It's probably a bowel sort of movement, but i won't complain. One of my roomiesDave has a site that he made with his own two hands and prehensile tail, which makes me jealous. And Clickito, Invetro and DROIDarchetista are all cuties from the SOAD board who all use livejournal, though only clickito has the (lack of) taste to link me. Those other two who-err, nice ladies, only get linked because they are cool like that. And though Meagen hasn't technically linked me, she's posted my obscene rants often enough that i owe her my firstborn. I think that's it for now, so i'll stop and go wipe off my chin.


  posted by Travis @ 11:41 PM


12/29/2002  
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