I have this crescent shaped mark on my neck right now. A couple friends say it's a hickey from a one-lipped woman (which i'd be willing to settle for right now), but that ain't the truth. It's a burn mark from an iron. A clothes iron.
That i was using.
On myself.
You see, i was going to a christmas party and my shirt was wrinkled. (by the way, it was the most non-christmas shirt i could find, as sort of a joke, though everybody assumed it just meant i'm a curmudgeon) I didn't want to go to the party lookingmy usual slovenly self, though i don't know who i was trying to impress. So i figured i'd iron the wrinkles out, but was too lazy to take the shirt off. Do i just turned the iron to low steam and proceeded to iron the shirt whilst wearing it. It actually isn't that hard, you just have to keep the iron moving. Which is where i found trouble, because the iron kept moving towards my neck once and stung me. Now i have this nifty crescent, which i've had to explain to everyone who's talked to me for more than five minutes.
And to add insult to injury, the back of the shirt was wrinkled too. Now, it's just stupid to iron the back of your shirts, so i had to take it off and toss it in the dryer a few minutes to get rid of the wrinkles.
