Well, it's that time of year again my children, the time when america sells it soul to consumer-whoredom and sells jesus online for a sale TODAY ONLY $9.95 (+ S&H)
so anyway, i've come up with a few things that would meet my consumer whore quota for this year, and help the great american DOOM along:
1 vial of bubonic plague
2 divisions of headbanging zombie death soldiers
1 vietnamese slave boy to do my bidding
1 world domination
1 Brazil Criterion collection DVD bundle (aah, giant samurai justice is beautiful)
1 something to update my computer, though i don't really know what would be best
1 hot chica
1 understanding of mathematics
1 movie theater that still shows Spirited Away (you MUST see that movie, or i will punish you)
1 RoXoR5 J00R BoX0R5
1 person who actually finds any of this funny
To be amended as i think of more ways to appease my pimp "economic growth"
