I used a non-Ka-bar knife today to make some potatoes. And it CUT ME! It's been years since i've been cut, that's what i get for not using my Ka-bar. It's obviously a red commie knife, painted in the blood of honest, hard-working americans (namely me). I have proof of it! Here is a list of that commie pinko knife's connections, as well as the names of several more knives that are communist sypmathizers. These knives should be rounded up, taken out of my knife drawer, and disposed of so that they can no longer harm innocent american thumbs!
