Television is disgrace
Life you get old, it's the race
Can you break out?
Can you break out?
Will you live at your own pace?
Can you break out?
In othe news, combat knives have become my utensil of choice. I got one for hristmas, and i don't think a Ka-Bar has seen so much use since WW2. I use it for darn near anything. Got some chicken you need sliced? Ka-bar can do it! When vegetables need choppin' Ka-bar is there! An itch on your back you can't quite reach? Ka-bar can... well, maybe not.
But it is great for sausages. Why dirty a spatula and fork when all i need is a pound of carbon steel? I cook 'em, move 'em and eat 'em using only the Ka-bar. It gives me an excuse to be manly and say things like "It's those damn commie immigrants fault!" and "woman, get me a beer!" Nevermind the fact that there are no immigrants, commies or (sadly) women around, they're fun to yell. I personally love the irony of putting on such a display of chauvanism while chompin down on the most homoerotic of all meat products. So maybe I'm screwed up, at least i find it entertaining.
