Random Crap, OF DOOOM!!  

My own little corner online, where I can hide all my belly-button lint.

I think I can stick links in here...
It appears so!
I never liked that archive crap anyway.
Maybe i should organize these into sections...
Yeah, that would be cool.

Artists to worship:
Cam
Robert Venosa
Alex Gray
M.C. Escher
Stanlislav Szukalski
Zdzislaw freaking Beksinski
Rene Magritte
Honore Fragonard (now mostly translated!)
Senor Zar
Ex-Python animator
Mr. Bird could beat up your mother AND a dinosaur
Ernst Fuchs (fyooks, you asshat)

Don't let your kids listen to:
TOOL
SOAD
Cornell+RATM
Big Dumb Face
White/Rob Zombie
Collective Soul
Ozomatli
Damn pretentious Canadians
Queens of the Stone Age

People with the misfortune of knowing me:
Teh GOAT!
Teh STAB?
Teh w00tFr3d!!1!
McNugget.
Someone I don't really know but has good taste in TOOL, err, music.
My sister was dropped on her head.
The rest of my friends have too much self-respect for an online presence.

We dn't need no stikning spellchecker!

Fine, I'll archive this crap:

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Some efficient friends, in order to make communication simpler, have occasionally reverted to reffering to the type of comment they wish to make to suffice for conversation. After all, it doesn't really matter what anyone says. I like it.

Personal anecdote personal anecdote personal anecdote personal anecdote "quote" personal anecdote ( witty aside), personal anecdote personal anecdote minor punchline to keep you interested personal anecdote personal anecdote. More personal anecdote personalrandom hotlink to nothing interesting anecdote personal anecdote personal anecdote is taking too long. (Misused parenthetical that i think is funny for some reason) personal anecdote personal anecdote weak punchline that doesn't justify my waste of your 40 seconds. Me going on for some unknown reason, you losing interest inside joke that only I'll really get.

Another hotlink, this time to something horrible and obscene that my family and friends will hate me for, but my twisted mind finds redeeming.



  posted by Travis @ 1:02 PM


3/10/2003  
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