I have this big bag of chocolates. these chocolates are all wrapped in little foil wrappers with little "promises" on the inside. you may think this is cute, but these promises are some of the silliest chocolate propaganda I've ever heard. Today's little pearl of chocolatey wisdom was "Eating chocolate is like giving yourself a big hug!"
I think Iraq's information inister may have been working for them a while ago. Next chocolate i get will probably deny the existenace of fat in them, and say you are looking especially thin today, lardthighs.
