I swear i'll update. But i can't forget this incident:
I was walking to work the other day at ungodly o'clock and i saw one of those blue bubblegum eggs laying in the sidewalk. It had obvioulsy been there more than 10 seconds, so I couldn't eat it. So i decided to kick it instead. Turns out birds actually lay eggs that color, and i smeared a poor embryo across my shoes. So sad...
