Random Crap, OF DOOOM!!  

My own little corner online, where I can hide all my belly-button lint.

I think I can stick links in here...
It appears so!
I never liked that archive crap anyway.
Maybe i should organize these into sections...
Yeah, that would be cool.

Artists to worship:
Cam
Robert Venosa
Alex Gray
M.C. Escher
Stanlislav Szukalski
Zdzislaw freaking Beksinski
Rene Magritte
Honore Fragonard (now mostly translated!)
Senor Zar
Ex-Python animator
Mr. Bird could beat up your mother AND a dinosaur
Ernst Fuchs (fyooks, you asshat)

Don't let your kids listen to:
TOOL
SOAD
Cornell+RATM
Big Dumb Face
White/Rob Zombie
Collective Soul
Ozomatli
Damn pretentious Canadians
Queens of the Stone Age

People with the misfortune of knowing me:
Teh GOAT!
Teh STAB?
Teh w00tFr3d!!1!
McNugget.
Someone I don't really know but has good taste in TOOL, err, music.
My sister was dropped on her head.
The rest of my friends have too much self-respect for an online presence.

We dn't need no stikning spellchecker!

Fine, I'll archive this crap:

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I was told today by The Goat that I approach Death Metal the same way that some approache fine wines.

I'll choose to take that as a complement, despite the fact that he confuses '97 techno-metal for "Death Metal". It may have the grinding overtones and unintelligible cacophony that typifies death metal to the untrained ear, but upon closer inspection one notes that it lacks the heavy arpeggiation and reliance on double-bass that is a hallmark of mid 80's death and black. Also, the vocals are not bellowed with the typical gutturals and incoherency of the truly hardcore as well as incoporating some elements of electronica, imparting fruity overtones that were quite ingenious at the time.


  posted by Travis @ 10:06 PM


6/22/2003  
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