Random Crap, OF DOOOM!!  

My own little corner online, where I can hide all my belly-button lint.

I think I can stick links in here...
It appears so!
I never liked that archive crap anyway.
Maybe i should organize these into sections...
Yeah, that would be cool.

Artists to worship:
Cam
Robert Venosa
Alex Gray
M.C. Escher
Stanlislav Szukalski
Zdzislaw freaking Beksinski
Rene Magritte
Honore Fragonard (now mostly translated!)
Senor Zar
Ex-Python animator
Mr. Bird could beat up your mother AND a dinosaur
Ernst Fuchs (fyooks, you asshat)

Don't let your kids listen to:
TOOL
SOAD
Cornell+RATM
Big Dumb Face
White/Rob Zombie
Collective Soul
Ozomatli
Damn pretentious Canadians
Queens of the Stone Age

People with the misfortune of knowing me:
Teh GOAT!
Teh STAB?
Teh w00tFr3d!!1!
McNugget.
Someone I don't really know but has good taste in TOOL, err, music.
My sister was dropped on her head.
The rest of my friends have too much self-respect for an online presence.

We dn't need no stikning spellchecker!

Fine, I'll archive this crap:

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Okay, i just spent the last 40 minutes crafting a witty, unbiased BRILLIANT article on Cal Poly's most recent foray into the news. Unfortunately, my computer decided that "Travis moving the mouse" really means "Travis pushing the goddamn restart button" and promptly lost it all. I yelled loud enough that Dave actually came over to verify I hadn't hurt myself. But now I don't even want to try to reproduce the opus that was my initial attempt, so instead just read about it here(scroll down a bit), here, here and here. Okay half of those don't really say much, but they make "Stalinist police state" cracks about public education, and I support those. Here's the source from the group actually representing the beleaguered student. (I'll link the place I saw it first too, just because I'm a jackass.)

My own thoughts: Though the OFFICIAL flier said "It's okay to leave the plantation" a lot of the fliers that actually got passed out said "In yo face whitey!" and other gems proving the tact of CPCR. And considering that CPCR has consistently made asses out of themselves every chance they had in the past 2 years, they probably told Baker to shove it and dug themselves into that hole. I also wonder how a bible study group figured that an informal, unannounced gathering somehow had the legitimacy to tell an official club promoting a sponsored event that they didn't have the right to post announcements on the "announcement board." What were those good christians doing outside like that anyhow? Afterall, if they leave their dorm they make themselves vulnerable to such corrupting ideas as "Critical thinking," "two-sided debate" and "the fact that your Christ-lite college cult is at best a beuraucratic marketing ploy to keep you interested, under it's belt and buying it's damned T-shirts from the campus store."

You see, with a little effort and wit I can still convey most of the information I did the first time as well as offend half the planet, with time to spare for lunch.


  posted by Travis @ 2:47 PM


7/06/2003  
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