WHY? (the site has low bandwidth allowance, so if it's dead try again later)
Also, while we're on the subject of disgusting pointlessness, I went to the Wherehouse's going out of business sale and bought meself a CD. This one's a real keeper, well worth the $5 I paid for it. It's Cattle Decapitation's To Serve Man, don't worry, the twilight zone reference is about as intelligent as it gets. Featuring such poetic titles as Testicular Manslaughter, Hypogastric Combustion by C-4 Plastique and Long-Pig Chef and the Hairless Goat it's obvious that this opus verges on a level of sophistication rivaling the New Yorker's best. But I know you're all asking the most important question: "How does it sound?" Well, the cattle decapitation boys are nothing if not consistent. The drums keep the same dual-bass beat, the guitar is always playing some random thrash noodling and I have yet to discern whether the bassist is present or just getting drunk in the shed out back. It doesn't matter what the bassist is doing anyhow, because the singer sings so gutturally that it's deeper than the bass would be anyhow. That's a good thing by the way, because it means you have to read the liner notes to understand what any of the lyrics are; if these lyrics were intelligible to the ear, it would make baby jesus cry and cats spontaneously combust. The only way I know that I'm listening to a different song is that the Winamp track selector moves around.
Basically, this is a really bad gore flick, just without the budget for any actual film. But I must admit it is rather fun have around and if I ever need to guarantee that someone hates me, I now know exactly what music to put on.
ALSO I've been planning on going to Lollapalooza for quite a while (If only for APC and audioslave, i might just ignore the rest) but have put off getting tickets. They're still available, and while I can't think of anyone who'd want to go, I just thought I'd mention it in case someone's gone under my radar. I'm planning on the Verizon Ampitheater on the 16th of august, tell me quick if you're interested because I need to buy mine soon.
