Random Crap, OF DOOOM!!  

My own little corner online, where I can hide all my belly-button lint.

I think I can stick links in here...
It appears so!
I never liked that archive crap anyway.
Maybe i should organize these into sections...
Yeah, that would be cool.

Artists to worship:
Cam
Robert Venosa
Alex Gray
M.C. Escher
Stanlislav Szukalski
Zdzislaw freaking Beksinski
Rene Magritte
Honore Fragonard (now mostly translated!)
Senor Zar
Ex-Python animator
Mr. Bird could beat up your mother AND a dinosaur
Ernst Fuchs (fyooks, you asshat)

Don't let your kids listen to:
TOOL
SOAD
Cornell+RATM
Big Dumb Face
White/Rob Zombie
Collective Soul
Ozomatli
Damn pretentious Canadians
Queens of the Stone Age

People with the misfortune of knowing me:
Teh GOAT!
Teh STAB?
Teh w00tFr3d!!1!
McNugget.
Someone I don't really know but has good taste in TOOL, err, music.
My sister was dropped on her head.
The rest of my friends have too much self-respect for an online presence.

We dn't need no stikning spellchecker!

Fine, I'll archive this crap:

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I realized on the drive up to SLO that vegetarians shouldn't live in Texas. Because in certain areas of Texas, on holidays and such, there are so many people barbecueing that there are measurable amounts of beef in the air.
BEEF. IN THE AIR.

Yeah, that's like carpet bombing as far as vegans are concerned. Though I guess if they don't actually ingest the stuff, they haven't "eaten" any meat, it's just that their lungs are dirty... (umm, what is it that vegans use as a derogatory term for those who eat meat? I know they have them) meat breathers.

I also decided that "too loud to hear yourself think" is sometimes a good thing.


  posted by Travis @ 1:50 PM


8/11/2003  
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