I realized on the drive up to SLO that vegetarians shouldn't live in Texas. Because in certain areas of Texas, on holidays and such, there are so many people barbecueing that there are measurable amounts of beef in the air.
BEEF. IN THE AIR.
Yeah, that's like carpet bombing as far as vegans are concerned. Though I guess if they don't actually ingest the stuff, they haven't "eaten" any meat, it's just that their lungs are dirty... (umm, what is it that vegans use as a derogatory term for those who eat meat? I know they have them) meat breathers.
I also decided that "too loud to hear yourself think" is sometimes a good thing.