Okay, so recently I got that fortune cookie message that says "An admirer is concealing his affection for you," emphasis on his. I had chinese again last night, care to guess what my fortune cookie says? "He who loves you will follow you."
This is starting to get scary, what if the next one reads "I'm smelling your underpants right now" or something? Either way, I put them both in my wallet, so now any cop that pulls me over will instantly assume I'm gay.
