Random Crap, OF DOOOM!!  

My own little corner online, where I can hide all my belly-button lint.

I think I can stick links in here...
It appears so!
I never liked that archive crap anyway.
Maybe i should organize these into sections...
Yeah, that would be cool.

Artists to worship:
Cam
Robert Venosa
Alex Gray
M.C. Escher
Stanlislav Szukalski
Zdzislaw freaking Beksinski
Rene Magritte
Honore Fragonard (now mostly translated!)
Senor Zar
Ex-Python animator
Mr. Bird could beat up your mother AND a dinosaur
Ernst Fuchs (fyooks, you asshat)

Don't let your kids listen to:
TOOL
SOAD
Cornell+RATM
Big Dumb Face
White/Rob Zombie
Collective Soul
Ozomatli
Damn pretentious Canadians
Queens of the Stone Age

People with the misfortune of knowing me:
Teh GOAT!
Teh STAB?
Teh w00tFr3d!!1!
McNugget.
Someone I don't really know but has good taste in TOOL, err, music.
My sister was dropped on her head.
The rest of my friends have too much self-respect for an online presence.

We dn't need no stikning spellchecker!

Fine, I'll archive this crap:

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So, I kinda hit someone's car yesterday.
Yeah, I've officially been in a multi-car accident or something. Now before you get all panicked and start sending me flowers, chocolates, 20s stuffed in envelopes and videos games (I own a GameCube, no X-box titles, please); it was sub-5 mph in a friend's parking lot. It's this horribly designed little thing where all the tenants are aggies with gigantic trucks. I underestimated the gigantosity of one of the SUVs and tagged it on my rear driver's side, right below my fuel nozzle.

Now, if you know my car, this is a good thing. That's the spot where the ditz who owned it before me hit someone, as well as one of the spots that was heavily bondo-ed after my car was salvaged. In short, the area under my gas nozzle is the red-headed stepchild of my autobody and is used to this kind of abuse; it even likes abuse every once in a while to remind it that it is still loved (I know it has problems, I'm getting it counseling). So really all that happened was I lost some crappy bondo, I stole a light amount of plastic from some fricking SUV (I doubt s/he would have even noticed the scratch in the plastic unless I'd left that note) and I got a very slight dent on my rear driver-side door. Hopefully this will count towards my statiscally alloted accidents in my lifetime, so I won't have to worry for another x.x years.


  posted by Travis @ 6:02 PM


11/12/2003  
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