Random Crap, OF DOOOM!!  

My own little corner online, where I can hide all my belly-button lint.

I think I can stick links in here...
It appears so!
I never liked that archive crap anyway.
Maybe i should organize these into sections...
Yeah, that would be cool.

Artists to worship:
Cam
Robert Venosa
Alex Gray
M.C. Escher
Stanlislav Szukalski
Zdzislaw freaking Beksinski
Rene Magritte
Honore Fragonard (now mostly translated!)
Senor Zar
Ex-Python animator
Mr. Bird could beat up your mother AND a dinosaur
Ernst Fuchs (fyooks, you asshat)

Don't let your kids listen to:
TOOL
SOAD
Cornell+RATM
Big Dumb Face
White/Rob Zombie
Collective Soul
Ozomatli
Damn pretentious Canadians
Queens of the Stone Age

People with the misfortune of knowing me:
Teh GOAT!
Teh STAB?
Teh w00tFr3d!!1!
McNugget.
Someone I don't really know but has good taste in TOOL, err, music.
My sister was dropped on her head.
The rest of my friends have too much self-respect for an online presence.

We dn't need no stikning spellchecker!

Fine, I'll archive this crap:

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So today I took a couple Habanero peppers from Albertson's home with me. I managed to eat half of one before I realized just what it was I was dealing with. So about thriy minutes after that bite, the pain had subsided enough that I decided to stick a chunk of it up my nose (mucus gland + Capsaicin = FUN). That was a lot of fun until I accidentally sniffed, and then rubbed my eye while I was screaming about my flaming sinuses. My right nostril and eye are still markedly warm. You could say this has been a learning experience. But I can still feel the ulcer building in my stomach, so maybe the learning hasn't reached an end (pardon the pun).


  posted by Travis @ 12:37 AM


11/09/2003  
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