HOLY SHIT DUDE!
Some drunk in a pickup just ran over the fire hydrant in front of my house and rear ended this little red sedan right in front of it! There's people all over out front, and the dumbass drove by again on his way to the freeway, so they're telling the cops his liscence number as I type. I'm glad there's enough sober folk out there, I'm cold and don't wanna have to run out and take care of this.
By the way, Fire hydrants make this really cool noise when they get sheared off. And If that hydrant is still there in the morning, I might nab it.
