Random Crap, OF DOOOM!!  

My own little corner online, where I can hide all my belly-button lint.

I think I can stick links in here...
It appears so!
I never liked that archive crap anyway.
Maybe i should organize these into sections...
Yeah, that would be cool.

Artists to worship:
Cam
Robert Venosa
Alex Gray
M.C. Escher
Stanlislav Szukalski
Zdzislaw freaking Beksinski
Rene Magritte
Honore Fragonard (now mostly translated!)
Senor Zar
Ex-Python animator
Mr. Bird could beat up your mother AND a dinosaur
Ernst Fuchs (fyooks, you asshat)

Don't let your kids listen to:
TOOL
SOAD
Cornell+RATM
Big Dumb Face
White/Rob Zombie
Collective Soul
Ozomatli
Damn pretentious Canadians
Queens of the Stone Age

People with the misfortune of knowing me:
Teh GOAT!
Teh STAB?
Teh w00tFr3d!!1!
McNugget.
Someone I don't really know but has good taste in TOOL, err, music.
My sister was dropped on her head.
The rest of my friends have too much self-respect for an online presence.

We dn't need no stikning spellchecker!

Fine, I'll archive this crap:

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So, for like the past 7 years I've had this crusade against the Disney company. Imagine Michael Eisner as an imagineer, elbow deep in the ass of Walt Disney's corpse and working his dessicated jaw like a puppet while the crap from Eisner's hands drips out his mouth, then you'd have a vague notion of what I think of the company. Apparently Roy Disney is of the same opinion. Did you catch that name, Roy DISNEY? As in the disney family, his nephew to be precise. When even the Disney family says that the company sucks, you know there has to be something to it.

Also, a while back, Disney fired their ENTIRE animation division out in florida. The guys decided that they didn't really need Disney either, and have started Legacy Animation studios. They hope to revolutionize the current state of traditional animation by making something THAT ISN'T A STEAMING SACK OF SHIT! I wish them the best, I'd really feel cool buying a movie that was essentially a big middle finger pointed at Eisner.

And as long as we're all pissed, you might have noticed that I post rather infrequently nowadays. This is not because I hate the blog; noo, self loathing is one of this blog's greatest strengths! It's just that a while back a larger portion of my days consisted of "wacky, comic adventures" whereas now there is a much higher quotient of "pathetic, dateless adventures." Okay, maybe that dateless thing isn't much of a change. Maybe the pathetic bit isn't either. But that's not the imprtant point! The important point is that I've always put quality over quantity, and lately things have just been qualicky. Just like that last joke.

Though I might consider posting something if a certain someone would send a certain picture to me... (not the gay one, you pervert)


  posted by Travis @ 1:05 AM


1/12/2004  
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