Random Crap, OF DOOOM!!  

My own little corner online, where I can hide all my belly-button lint.

I think I can stick links in here...
It appears so!
I never liked that archive crap anyway.
Maybe i should organize these into sections...
Yeah, that would be cool.

Artists to worship:
Cam
Robert Venosa
Alex Gray
M.C. Escher
Stanlislav Szukalski
Zdzislaw freaking Beksinski
Rene Magritte
Honore Fragonard (now mostly translated!)
Senor Zar
Ex-Python animator
Mr. Bird could beat up your mother AND a dinosaur
Ernst Fuchs (fyooks, you asshat)

Don't let your kids listen to:
TOOL
SOAD
Cornell+RATM
Big Dumb Face
White/Rob Zombie
Collective Soul
Ozomatli
Damn pretentious Canadians
Queens of the Stone Age

People with the misfortune of knowing me:
Teh GOAT!
Teh STAB?
Teh w00tFr3d!!1!
McNugget.
Someone I don't really know but has good taste in TOOL, err, music.
My sister was dropped on her head.
The rest of my friends have too much self-respect for an online presence.

We dn't need no stikning spellchecker!

Fine, I'll archive this crap:

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Yesterday was the most incompetent day of my life. I tooled around for a bit with my dad, shopping for body shops. After he left for work, I sewed up a jacket and attempted to solder some crap. I must have inhaled too much solder or something, because for the next 3 hours I couldn't do a damn thing right. I started by spiling coke, tea, and anything else I could get my hands on all over the floor, carpet, walls and ceiling. I even managed to break a bottle of Baileys all over the kitchen (luckily it was almost empty, and no, I wasn't drinking any of it) and proceeded to clean it up with a dust mop, which was incredibly ineffective. I barely trusted myself to eat my grinder for dinner. I was smacking my hands into walls, droping things, couldn't find a single thing I needed in the house; I'm suprised I managed to keep breathing! Then, after these wonderful 3 hours, I was expected to drive my clumsy ass up to San Luis through the thick ass fog that collects on the coast (around Santa Maria I could barely see 100 yards, maybe 6 road dots ahead of my face). So I made the decision to wait on that a bit in hopes that I'd stop being such a frickin gimp. Since I'm here to type this up, it appears the gimptitude wore off and I actually managed to survive the drive. Go me.


  posted by Travis @ 1:15 PM


2/29/2004  
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