Random Crap, OF DOOOM!!  

My own little corner online, where I can hide all my belly-button lint.

I think I can stick links in here...
It appears so!
I never liked that archive crap anyway.
Maybe i should organize these into sections...
Yeah, that would be cool.

Artists to worship:
Cam
Robert Venosa
Alex Gray
M.C. Escher
Stanlislav Szukalski
Zdzislaw freaking Beksinski
Rene Magritte
Honore Fragonard (now mostly translated!)
Senor Zar
Ex-Python animator
Mr. Bird could beat up your mother AND a dinosaur
Ernst Fuchs (fyooks, you asshat)

Don't let your kids listen to:
TOOL
SOAD
Cornell+RATM
Big Dumb Face
White/Rob Zombie
Collective Soul
Ozomatli
Damn pretentious Canadians
Queens of the Stone Age

People with the misfortune of knowing me:
Teh GOAT!
Teh STAB?
Teh w00tFr3d!!1!
McNugget.
Someone I don't really know but has good taste in TOOL, err, music.
My sister was dropped on her head.
The rest of my friends have too much self-respect for an online presence.

We dn't need no stikning spellchecker!

Fine, I'll archive this crap:

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After grabbing everyone lunch today, my sister called up and demanded I pick her up and do the same for her. So I picked her up from a friends house (braving the small dog that started pissing everywhere in it's excitement) and asked her where she wanted to go. In N' Out. Nevermind I just went there, I'm the most awesome brother on the planet, so we drove across town to get her silly self a burger. We get there, and the drive through (and walk in) is so crowded that they have a girl walking down the line of cars! A lesser man would have balked and gone over to McCrackhouse, but NO, I am the most awesome brother ever. So I brave the drive through and ask sis what she wants:

"Can you get a Cheeseburger without the patty, just the cheese? I don't feel like a hamburger."

Can anyone explain to me why you'd go to THE hamburger place when you DON'T WANT A FREAKING HAMBURGER?! My sister recieved a slapping and a cheeseburger WITH A PATTY. As well as a pink lemonade.


  posted by Travis @ 12:11 AM


3/22/2004  
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