Me an' Steve were playing Splinter Cell: Enormous Time-sink multiplayer again today. We went up against two guys levels 5 and 3 (compared to our 2s) on rules highly in their favor. Despite such underhanded adversity we served their asses to them on a platter. After the game, they said "REMATH REMATCH! THE GAME WASN"T FAIR!" before I could say "how teh heck was that not fair?" they started again, but now with ever more time for them to carry out their nefarious plot. This time, their asses were served to them on fine china dishes, drizzled with french sauces and delicately garnished. They wanted to switch teams, but I said "Wait a sec guys, I don't think that was very fair." They booted us in indignation as we bellowed malevolently.
Afterwards, Steve said it made him feel "Beautiful, like a butterfly... of death."
