So I was playing the hot new-fangled timewaster, Splinter Cell multiplayer. I like to use their little mic doodad, so's that I can commuicate with my fellow troglodytes. I had signed on to a new game and was threatening Matt with one of our favorite online phrases. It's something we picked up from some southern folks and suggests carrying out a rather rude bodily function "IN YOUR AYASS!" Because just in your ass isn't foreceful enough. So I'd just finished berating Matt when I realized my mic had that little green light on, and "IN YOUR AYASS!" boomed out of the TV. Did you know I sound like a robotic 12 year old?
It's okay, after we managed to stop laughing, we found out that the guy who we were playing with thought he could "command me BY THE FORCE BWAHAHAHAAA." So he was an asshat, and I was actually carrying out preemptive beration. If ony the president was so successful.
