Random Crap, OF DOOOM!!  

My own little corner online, where I can hide all my belly-button lint.

I think I can stick links in here...
It appears so!
I never liked that archive crap anyway.
Maybe i should organize these into sections...
Yeah, that would be cool.

Artists to worship:
Cam
Robert Venosa
Alex Gray
M.C. Escher
Stanlislav Szukalski
Zdzislaw freaking Beksinski
Rene Magritte
Honore Fragonard (now mostly translated!)
Senor Zar
Ex-Python animator
Mr. Bird could beat up your mother AND a dinosaur
Ernst Fuchs (fyooks, you asshat)

Don't let your kids listen to:
TOOL
SOAD
Cornell+RATM
Big Dumb Face
White/Rob Zombie
Collective Soul
Ozomatli
Damn pretentious Canadians
Queens of the Stone Age

People with the misfortune of knowing me:
Teh GOAT!
Teh STAB?
Teh w00tFr3d!!1!
McNugget.
Someone I don't really know but has good taste in TOOL, err, music.
My sister was dropped on her head.
The rest of my friends have too much self-respect for an online presence.

We dn't need no stikning spellchecker!

Fine, I'll archive this crap:

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BUSH DOES IT AGAIN!

Okay, apparently the illustrious Pres. said this during the Reagen carnival:
(registration required, so I dunno where exactly it is)

"And he believed in taking a break now and then, because, as we said, there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

I dunno exactly what the hell that's supposed to mean, but I'm pretty sure it's illegal, even in Texas. The ONE time I've heard Bush speak (In person mind you, it's slightly paraphrased) he dropped this bombshell:

"I'm gonna get right back to Texas as soon as this is over, I've got two cows just waitin' for me!"

I'm thinking the chief might have a few skeleons in his closet he's not telling us about, and they might not all be human skeletons.


  posted by Travis @ 3:13 PM


6/14/2004  
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