Okay, apparently the illustrious Pres. said this during the Reagen carnival:
(registration required, so I dunno where exactly it is)
"And he believed in taking a break now and then, because, as we said, there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."
I dunno exactly what the hell that's supposed to mean, but I'm pretty sure it's illegal, even in Texas. The ONE time I've heard Bush speak (In person mind you, it's slightly paraphrased) he dropped this bombshell:
"I'm gonna get right back to Texas as soon as this is over, I've got two cows just waitin' for me!"
I'm thinking the chief might have a few skeleons in his closet he's not telling us about, and they might not all be human skeletons.