I had the hugest eye booger in my left eye this morning!
I was trying to check out the time, and I couldn't get my frickin left eye to open or close properly, the damn thing was obstructing my eyelids! So in my groggy haze I removed it, and when I saw the size of the thing I had to think back and check whether I'd accidentally gotten it out of my nose. Nope, it was just a gigantic eye booger.
I hope you were eating breakfast as you read that.
