I order to bolster the "Travis dies if he doesn't eat food" fund I helped a couple empty out their attic this morning. We moved down a lot of crap, like old tax statements, speakers, his first wife in several plastic trash bags, furniture and a 6 foot salmon net (no joke, he bought it for his wife a while back as a christmas present). There were also a load of oceanography books, and he said he used to be a sea captain. But I didn't hear him say Aye! Avast! or YARRR!!!! the whole time, so he must not have been a very good one.
