I've decided that alarm clocks only inspire belligerence and sloth.
I woke up this morning a good 10 minutes before the alarm and was just sort of stewing around in bed. I got up to check the clock: 9 minutes early. I was all awake and whatnot; sitting there, thinking and planning my day. I debated just getting up and starting the day. You know, being all proactive and cheery, probably drinking a tofu health shake and going for a 5 mile jog before work just to top it off. Then the alarm started rining. I sprang up, turned the damn thing off, declared "SCREW YOU ALARM" and went back to bed for 15 minutes just to spite it. I hate that alarm.
