Random Crap, OF DOOOM!!

My own little corner online, where I can hide all my belly-button lint.

I think I can stick links in here...
It appears so!
I never liked that archive crap anyway.
Maybe i should organize these into sections...
Yeah, that would be cool.

Artists to worship:
Cam
Robert Venosa
Alex Gray
M.C. Escher
Stanlislav Szukalski
Zdzislaw freaking Beksinski
Rene Magritte
Honore Fragonard (now mostly translated!)
Senor Zar
Ex-Python animator
Mr. Bird could beat up your mother AND a dinosaur
Ernst Fuchs (fyooks, you asshat)

Don't let your kids listen to:
TOOL
SOAD
Cornell+RATM
Big Dumb Face
White/Rob Zombie
Collective Soul
Ozomatli
Damn pretentious Canadians
Queens of the Stone Age

People with the misfortune of knowing me:
Teh GOAT!
Teh STAB?
Teh w00tFr3d!!1!
McNugget.
Someone I don't really know but has good taste in TOOL, err, music.
My sister was dropped on her head.
The rest of my friends have too much self-respect for an online presence.

We dn't need no stikning spellchecker!

Fine, I'll archive this crap:

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The Place: The middle of nowhere, Central CA
The Time: 3 in the frickin morning

Owl: OwlOwlOwlOwlOwlOwl In the Middle of the Rooooooad! Coo
Me: Woohah! Do I love coffee! LOOK, IT'S ANOTHER ROADSIGN, WOO!
Owl: OwlOwlOw...WTF IS THAT?! Bright, Jigga!
Me: CoffeeCoffeeCoff... WTF is that? OWL?!
Owl: @(%&! I'm outta here you cracka-ass cracka! *flies away*
Me: *Screams like a little girl* SWERVE!
Car: Yarr, ye tailfeathers will be mine next time, Matey!

Few people know this, but my car is just like KITT, except a pirate.
And I still want to now why the hell an owl would decide to roost in the middle of the freeway when he KNEW I'd be barreling through at 80 in like 3 minutes. That jerk.

posted by Travis @ 12:50 PM

8/07/2004