Driving around yesterday, I saw a car, driven by your generic vacuous hoslut. As an aside, apparently the official haircut of the hoslut is the dye mullet. You know, blonde on top, brunette on the bottom (party in the front, business in the back!), ugly either way you look at it.
So anyway, the important thing about this particualr hoslut was her car. Well, not really, it was just the generic "My daddy bought me this" lame sports car. But her liscence plate cover read "I'm easy, but expensive"
"I'M EASY"
I mean, she may be a hoslut, but I thought the point of the game was to at least pretend you didn't screw the whole offensive line last weekend. Then again, maybe she's just a prostitute and is advertizing on the sly.
