My own little corner online, where I can hide all my belly-button lint.
I think I can stick links in here...
It appears so!
I never liked that archive crap anyway.
Maybe i should organize these into sections...
Yeah, that would be cool.
Artists to worship:
Cam
Robert Venosa
Alex Gray
M.C. Escher
Stanlislav Szukalski
Zdzislaw freaking
Beksinski
Rene Magritte
Honore Fragonard (now mostly translated!)
Senor Zar
Ex-Python animator
Mr. Bird could beat up your mother AND a dinosaur
Ernst Fuchs (fyooks, you asshat)
Don't let your kids listen to:
TOOL
SOAD
Cornell+RATM
Big Dumb Face
White/Rob Zombie
Collective Soul
Ozomatli
Damn pretentious Canadians
Queens of the Stone Age
People with the misfortune of knowing me:
Teh GOAT!
Teh STAB?
Teh w00tFr3d!!1!
McNugget.
Someone I don't really know but has good taste in TOOL, err, music.
My sister was dropped on her head.
The rest of my friends have too much self-respect for an online presence.
We dn't need no stikning spellchecker!
Fine, I'll archive this crap:
This thanksgiving, we should all recenter ouselves and focus on what's really important in life.
Like GETTING PAYBACK ON THAT SONOVABITCH TURKEY WHAT TOOK MY MIRROR!
To this end, I've tracked down that turkey's cousin (on its mother's side) and we're having it for dinner. How do you like that, you feathered bastard?!
posted by Travis @
2:02 PM
11/25/2004