You may not refer to my cat as "Zero" anymore.
I realized how silly it is.
No, from now on you must pay her the proper respect and refer to her as "Sir Zero."
For I have knighted her.
Hmm, I should probably write the queen to make sure all the vestements, heraldry and haberdashery get sent over in proper order. I wonder if i'll get to be her squire; I've always wanted one of those nifty horn thingies to announce her arrival.
