Well, It's not exactly the next day. And it's not exactly an arm.
BUT, I did kinda even out all that awesomeness.
Sunday, my tire went flat for no good reason. Well, I guess a shard of glass is a good reason, but still. Luckily, I'm a lazy ass and didn't fix it right then. It turns out slices due to glass aren't repairable. If I had actually gone to all the trouble of visiting a shop and yadda yadda, they would have just laughed at me and charged me for a new tire. But instead I was lazy, and took it to the guys who I bought it from in the first place, they replaced it with a new one for $10. So that's good. Unfortunately, this took place instead of my first day at work, which blows. But with two midterms tomorrow and who knows how long a wait for the tire, today was just too crappy for training that can be done tomorrow. I'm sure my boss hates me now, but she'll learn to love me.
Or she'll wake up with a horse's head in her bed. That'll teach her.