Random Crap, OF DOOOM!!  

My own little corner online, where I can hide all my belly-button lint.

I think I can stick links in here...
It appears so!
I never liked that archive crap anyway.
Maybe i should organize these into sections...
Yeah, that would be cool.

Artists to worship:
Cam
Robert Venosa
Alex Gray
M.C. Escher
Stanlislav Szukalski
Zdzislaw freaking Beksinski
Rene Magritte
Honore Fragonard (now mostly translated!)
Senor Zar
Ex-Python animator
Mr. Bird could beat up your mother AND a dinosaur
Ernst Fuchs (fyooks, you asshat)

Don't let your kids listen to:
TOOL
SOAD
Cornell+RATM
Big Dumb Face
White/Rob Zombie
Collective Soul
Ozomatli
Damn pretentious Canadians
Queens of the Stone Age

People with the misfortune of knowing me:
Teh GOAT!
Teh STAB?
Teh w00tFr3d!!1!
McNugget.
Someone I don't really know but has good taste in TOOL, err, music.
My sister was dropped on her head.
The rest of my friends have too much self-respect for an online presence.

We dn't need no stikning spellchecker!

Fine, I'll archive this crap:

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Personally, I would like to be the first to welcome our new robotic overlords.

Also, apparently the TSA will soon be fondling less women and senior citizens in the future. At least I hope so. I really hope so.

Also also. Despite the fact that they don't worship the devil, I'm really enjoying Kasabian's CD. I'd heartily recommend you get it, they're quite nifty. But their CD has that lame copy protection on it, so remember to hold SHIFT everytime you put it in your computer, or else you won't be able to send it to all your friends.


  posted by Travis @ 9:15 PM


4/08/2005  
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