The other night I was reading, playing games and whatnot, when Zero made this noise.
Lemme be more specific, she made this horrid, painful sort of "DIE MUTHAFUCKA" sorta noise, it was really loud. This is a fightin' sort of ruckus, except like REALLY loud, and went on for a while. By the time I found a flashlight and got out there, Zero was sitting by the window, looking a tad disheveled. But on the far wall there was movement. A possum to be exact, climbing a tiki torch. 1) Zero kicked a possum's ass! 2) Possums can climb straight up a tiki torch. Do not put a tiki torch near your bedroom window unless you want a possum chewing on your face at 3 am.
