Sooo, we got a request from some property owner to do a reference for two students who had applied to live in this wondrous non-dorm domicile.
Now, I dunno about you guys, but whenever I have to fill out a reference for something, I try to at least make sure it's a good reference. I mean, 90% of the time I can't remember the address for my closest compatriots, but I at LEAST come up with the name of someone who doesn't hate me. Really, I'm just saying, don't go get a reference from a place that each of you owes over $1000 to for like a year or some shit.
So yeah, looks like a certain two students won't be moving out anytime soon. Even better, I think I heard both of their names called out in one of my classes today. With my luck they'll find out about the reference, come and bitch me out at work, then recognize me in class and hire a large, burly man to molest me in a dark alley.