My own little corner online, where I can hide all my belly-button lint.
I think I can stick links in here...
It appears so!
I never liked that archive crap anyway.
Maybe i should organize these into sections...
Yeah, that would be cool.
Artists to worship:
Honore Fragonard (now mostly translated!)
Mr. Bird could beat up your mother AND a dinosaur
Ernst Fuchs (fyooks, you asshat)
Don't let your kids listen to:
Big Dumb Face
Damn pretentious Canadians
Queens of the Stone Age
People with the misfortune of knowing me:
Someone I don't really know but has good taste in TOOL, err, music.
My sister was dropped on her head.
The rest of my friends have too much self-respect for an online presence.
We dn't need no stikning spellchecker!
Fine, I'll archive this crap:
So I've been growing this one toenail for like a month now. I finally lost patience with it and clipped it today. It smells... cheesy.
It's larger than the moon currently.
I think I could pick locks with it, or at least shank a dude's neck.
Maybe if I let one grow for 2 months I could use it as a boomerang. Toenails are wondrous things, afterall.
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