Today, I was faced with a conundrum, a conundrum of EARTH SHATTERING PROPORTIONS!
I wanted to watch a movie. But, like, I'm going to ozzfest tomorrow, and I have to get in the mood. So it can't be a good movie, it has to be something stupid and violent with preferably demonic themes. Luckily, blockbuster had my back. Blockbuster is my homey like that.
So it boiled down to Nightwatch or Underworld: Crapvolution. They're both vaguely interesting, yet both crappy enough that neither is clearly better than the other. I couldn't decide, a mistake at this point could ruin the rest of my life!
So I decided to leave my fate to the hands of, er, fate. I flipped a coin. Heads: Crazy Russian death shit. Tails: Kate Bekinsale's... tail. The coin said tails, so I shall now spend the rest of the evening wondering how they poured Ms. Bekinstail into those latex pants.
Oh, and if anyone happens to be going to ozzfest, I'll be the dude in the pit wearing a ninja mask. See you there!
