Random Crap, OF DOOOM!!  

My own little corner online, where I can hide all my belly-button lint.

I think I can stick links in here...
It appears so!
I never liked that archive crap anyway.
Maybe i should organize these into sections...
Yeah, that would be cool.

Artists to worship:
Robert Venosa
Alex Gray
M.C. Escher
Stanlislav Szukalski
Zdzislaw freaking Beksinski
Rene Magritte
Honore Fragonard (now mostly translated!)
Senor Zar
Ex-Python animator
Mr. Bird could beat up your mother AND a dinosaur
Ernst Fuchs (fyooks, you asshat)

Don't let your kids listen to:
Big Dumb Face
White/Rob Zombie
Collective Soul
Damn pretentious Canadians
Queens of the Stone Age

People with the misfortune of knowing me:
Teh w00tFr3d!!1!
Someone I don't really know but has good taste in TOOL, err, music.
My sister was dropped on her head.
The rest of my friends have too much self-respect for an online presence.

We dn't need no stikning spellchecker!

Fine, I'll archive this crap:

Comments: "
I'm so awesome for figuring that out. Don't deny this.
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Arr! I see you've finally turned this stuff on. Didn't you used to have it on, you know, back when you updated your page?

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Silly, silly cat. She's apparently learned to love torture.
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Whoah, methinks this is a record!

And yeah, I used to have a comment system back when I was xXhardcoreXx. But their servers died, so those are no more. This one's through blogger, so all this abuse will be preserved as long as blogger is afloat, I suppose.
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wow----cheese is VERY dangerous and dinosaurs aren't really extinct
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you crazy homie g-dogg
peace out
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Yay for creepy anonymous comments!
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Poor Zero.

Whatever weather is required to foster a lot of static electricity, it has descended upon the greater LA area for the last week or two. Now, usually this is a good thing, as I torture all my friends and family. But now whenever I pet Zero, I pick up a huge charge almost instantly. This means that when I try to scratch her head, I am constantly zapping her ears or nose. She's noticeably afraid of my hands now. Yet she still wants to be petted, so she tries to sneak up on them all ninja-like in hopes they won't sting her little nose. Silly cat, MY HANDS ARE PAIN!

Also, just so you know. Comments are now enabled and can be made by clicking on the time of posting. So now the two of you can once again totally ignore them, yay!

  posted by Travis @ 10:39 PM

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